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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:53
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
I'm 35. What's the quickest way to grow my hair as long as females?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Should Trump pardon Andrew Tate when he wins the 2024 election?
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No go.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.